RESOLUTIONS 101

The Weekly helps stars make some smart New Year promises.

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The Weekly helps stars make some smart New Year promises.

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CHARLIZE THERON: “I WILL BE A BETTER PERSON”.

Tthe 40-year-old actress was seen behaving badly. “She demanded to smoke indoors, even though it was illegal. When she did go outside, she stubbed her cigarette butt in one of the hotel’s plants!”

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JOHNNY DEPP: “I WANT TO BE A ROCK STAR”.

The Pirates of the Caribbean star is a rock star by night, after reviving his Hollywood Vampires supergroup with Alice Cooper and Joe Perry.

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VIN DIESEL: “I WILL LOSE WEIGHT”.

Someone’s been at too many buffets. The Fast and Furious star, 48, was caught on camera with a beer belly instead of abs. He is said to have put on about 32 kg!

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KIM KARDASHIAN:

“I will find something else to do” For the past three years, the reality star has tried setting up playdates at Kensington Palace for daughter North but was always rejected. Someone close to Kate Middleton revealed that Kate allegedly said she “would never socialise with someone considered as a glorified porn star”.

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SELENA GOMEZ: “I WILL QUIT MY JOB”.

“Selena is a mess. She cries all the time thinking about the hypocrisy and backstabbing in the entertainment industry,” says a friend of the 23-year-old star.

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AARON KWOK: “I WILL START A FAMILY”.

The 50-year-old Heavenly King is finally ready to settle down. “I wish to get married and have children because I really like kids. If I happen to meet Miss Right now, I may just have a flash wedding.”

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JUSTIN LONG: “I WILL BE MORE DECISIVE”.

He is undecided about marriage and that cost him his relationship with Amanda Seyfried. Apparently the 37-year-old didn’t mean it when he claimed he and the Les Miserables actress were “in it for the long haul”.

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JARED LETO: “I WILL PICK HAIR COLOURS THAT MATCH MY AGE”.

The 43-year-old actor wore his hair neon green for a few months when he played The Joker in the Suicide Squad. But when filming ended, he showed up with pink hair and tweeted “Le Pink”. #ActCute.

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