Bad advice is everywhere – and the Her World team has heard lots from friends, family members and even random taxi drivers. All we can say is: Do not try these at home. Or away. Ever.
Bad advice is everywhere – and the Her World team has heard lots from friends, family members and even random taxi drivers. All we can say is: Do not try these at home. Or away. Ever.
If sex hurts, stop and do a handstand to help relieve the pain.
Dab some pepper under your husband’s nose just as he’s about to climax. It’ll make him sneeze, which will make his orgasm skyhigh intense. If you’re too shy for dirty talk during foreplay, indulge in baby talk with your husband instead. He’ll find it really cute and you won’t feel so silly.
Play a scary movie while you’re mid-action. The intensity of the scenes playing while you’re in the moment, coupled with the frenzied music, is great for contributing to a sexy build-up. Switch your iPhone to vibrate mode and run it along his bare chest for some buzzy stimulation. Continually knead your man’s inner thighs as if you’re kneading bread. It drives guys wild.
When you’re kissing, remove your tongue from his mouth (making sure it’s very sloppy), then rotate it around the edge of your partner’s mouth in a fast circular motion so the entire area is soaking wet. Dart your tongue up and down his nose for extra excitement.
While he’s nibbling your ear and neck, murmur the words “nom nom nom nom” so he can hear how appreciative you are. Make him into a “bedroom burrito”. While he’s between the sheets, roll him up so only his head is sticking out and he can’t move. Then you can do just what you want!
If you run out of condoms, use a crisp packet with an elastic band around the bottom to keep it secure. Cough during sex to prevent pregnancy. If you’re having trouble reaching the finish line, think about your co-workers or zumba classmates getting it on together. The odder the couple, the better. Don’t have sex with a man shorter than you as he’ll always be staring directly at your boobs.
Press your breasts against the soles of his feet and remain motionless for at least one minute while just gazing at his face. Eat frozen yogurt together in bed in the dark. Feed it to each other as it melts, and don’t just stick to keeping the yogurt in your mouth… Never get to it on the stairs as this means you could produce ugly off spring.
Remain silent throughout and after sex as talking could ruin your chances of conception. Go down on your guy just after eating something spicy like laksa. The residual chilli in your mouth will really fire him up and add an extra tingle. Don’t move at all while in the throes of passion to avoid distracting your man from the job at hand. Men will rarely tell you what they want, so fill all silent gaps by constantly asking him what feels good or bad.
